oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
