no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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