Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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