Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
