is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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