Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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