Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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