He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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