Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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