I will die if light touches me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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