...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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