Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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