cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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