I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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