did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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