you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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