This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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