i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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