Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He had one of those small greek statue penises
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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