we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
