We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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