We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
