im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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