So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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