I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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