shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Terrible idea I love it
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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