on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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