im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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