the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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