worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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