scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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