he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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