it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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