He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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