Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
