I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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