You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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