girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
My pussy is not your playground.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just found puke in my bra..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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