You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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