and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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