first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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