where does the pee come out of this thing
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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