I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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