Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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