Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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