im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
oh god the rape fog is back!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
