West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think your dad took our porno
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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