you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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