Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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