Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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